josh (ae84) wrote in obscenism,
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Re-write December 10, 2002

re-write:

"At half past eight, Mr. Dursley picked up his briefcase, pecked Mrs. Dursley on the cheek, and tried to kiss Dudley good-bye but missed, because Dudley was now having a tantrum and throwing his cereal at the walls."
- J.K. Rowling

original:

"At half past eight, Mr Durley picked up his box of condoms, gave Mrs. Durley a bit of the old in out, in out, and tried to molest Duley but instead got a bunch of shit in his mouth, because Duley was now having a tantrum and throwing his feces at the walls."
- Joshua Kornell Rouling
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